How I Make $3,257.69 Every F*cking Day

Fulfill your wildest income fantasies with these foolproof hacks from some random person on Medium.

Here’s a photo of attractive women working out so you’ll actually click on my article.

I never thought I could make this much f*cking money. But now I do, probably, and I want you to believe that you can too. So I’m writing this to let you in on my secrets, because I absolutely do want to let everyone else in on a chunk of my personal income streams.

Nearly everyone struggles with needing or wanting to make more money than their 9–5 provides. I know that if I tap into this widespread financial insecurity, you will more than likely click my bait.

So let’s dive right in, shall we?

It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy. I want you to think about this as you read.

— Anonymous

Just Sell Stock Photos Already

I assume you have an expensive camera, equipment, and ample experience taking halfway-decent photos of things that people are writing about. Go ahead and use those readily available resources and your innate technological abilities to whip out photos worth hundreds of dollars to stock photo websites. Easy!