Hi Russ,

Sorry my article didn’t meet your expectations of 1–2 sentences. I enjoy using anecdotes and quotes to entertain and educate my reader. No one actually things there is a secret recipe to becoming a great writer, but if there is one, “practice” is certainly first among the ingredients.

Now, if you’re quite finished, please find something more productive to do with yourself than shit on a young woman’s writing.

Cheers,

Sarah